Aug
21
2009
14 – Bananaburger.
What the hell is this?
What have you done to my beautiful burger?
This is just nutty. Really! That’s a couple slices of banana with a nice layer of, in this case, almond butter. This burger makes a nice breakfast or early lunch time for sure.
I’ll admit one thing… I screwed up. I’m missing something crucial, and I didn’t think about it until after some furious contemplation of all things burgery. The banana and butter go so well together, but…
It needed the kiss of honey.
That was the thing that would make this burger stand up and salute my shorts.
Tags: Burgers

By far your strangest creation yet. Elvis would drop his boxers and give himself a reacharound in honor of this burger. Then he’d fuck an underage girl…
Elvis was a scumbag.
Boy.
Howdy.